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Bueno, decidí­ volver a escribir y voy a empezar con este meme que encontré gracias al Tumblr de Diego, consiste en marcar en negrita cada uno de los 50 items para comprobar si eres un hardcore atheist o no, asi que allí­ vamos, lamento que esté en inglés, pero no me da el tiempo para traducir todo, pero si haré pequeños comentarios sobre las cosas que he hecho 🙂

1. 1. Participated in the Blasphemy Challenge
   2. Met at least one of the “Four Horsemen” (Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris) in person.
   3. Created an atheist blog. Duh!
   4. Used the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a religious debate with someone.

Siempre menciono al FSM U_U

1. 1. Gotten offended when someone called you an agnostic.

No muchas veces, pero si me he mostrado ofendido 😛

1. 1. Been unable to watch Growing Pains reruns because of Kirk Cameron.
   2. Own more Bibles than most Christians you know.

No solo tengo mas, sino que las he leí­do completas 😛

1. 1. Have at least one Bible with your personal annotations regarding contradictions, disturbing parts, etc.
   2. Have come out as an atheist to your family.

Toda mi familia lo sabe, a los que no son tan cercanos les cuesta aceptarlo y creen que me pueden convertir xD

1. 1. Attended a campus or off-campus atheist gathering.
   2. Are a member of an organized atheist/Humanist/etc. organization.
   3. Had a Humanist wedding ceremony.
   4. Donated money to an atheist organization.

Apoyé la campaña del bus ateo

1. 1. Have a bookshelf dedicated solely to Richard Dawkins.
   2. Lost the friendship of someone you know because of your non-theism.

Triste, pero cierto

1. 1. Tried to argue or have a discussion with someone who stopped you on the street to proselytize.

Me encanta hacerlo 😛

1. 1. Had to hide your atheist beliefs on a first date because you didn’t want to scare him/her away.

Been there, done that

1. 1. Own a stockpile of atheist paraphernalia (bumper stickers, buttons, shirts, etc).

No mucho, pero algo tengo

1. 1. Attended a protest that involved religion.

Mas de una vez y asistiré a todas las que pueda

1. 1. Attended an atheist conference.

Lástima que no sean frecuentes, pero a las pocas que hay trato de ir

1. 1. Subscribe to Pat Condell’s YouTube channel.
   2. Started an atheist group in your area or school.
   3. Successfully “de-converted” someone to atheism.

Mas de una persona 🙂

1. 1. Have already made plans to donate your body to science after you die.

Eso lo tuve clarí­simo desde muy joven

1. 1. Told someone you’re an atheist only because you wanted to see the person’s reaction. (All the time!)

Una de mis favoritas de todos los tiempos

1. 1. Had to think twice before screaming “Oh God” during sex. Or you said something else in its place.

What can I say? xD

1. 1. Lost a job because of your atheism.
   2. Formed a bond with someone specifically because of your mutual atheism (meeting this person at a local gathering or conference doesn’t count).

Mas de una vez y gracias a internet

1. 1. Have crossed “In God We Trust” off of  or put a pro-church-state-separation stamp on — dollar bills.
   2. Refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

Si, pero no precisamente por ateo sino porque me dió flojera, y como estamos en Perú tomo como referencia el himno nacional como equivalente.

1. 1. Said “Gesundheit!”  (or nothing at all) after someone sneezed because you didn’t want to say “Bless you!”

En español decimos “Salud”, pero en inglés me gusta bromear y digo “Satan bless you” 😛

1. 1. Have ever chosen not to clasp your hands together out of fear someone might think you’re praying.
   2. Have turned on Christian TV because you needed something entertaining to watch.

Diversión asegurada, aunque muchas veces termino renegando indignado por las cosas que dicen.

1. 1. Are a 2nd or 3rd (or more) generation atheist.
   2. Have “atheism” listed on your Facebook or dating profile — and not a euphemistic variant.

Lo tengo puesto en la parte de creencias y siempre lo digo abiertamente.

1. 1. Attended an atheist’s funeral (i.e. a non-religious service).
   2. Subscribe to an free-thought magazine (e.g. Free Inquiry, Skeptic)

Sip, estuve en varios newsletters, pero ya no más porque ahora recurro mas a blogs y foros

1. 1. Have been interviewed by a reporter because of your atheism.

Si, pero nunca llegó a ser publicado.

1. 1. Written a letter-to-the-editor about an issue related to your non-belief in God.

Mas de una vez, pero nunca responden ni publican lo que les escribiste

1. 1. Gave a friend or acquaintance a New Atheist book as a gift.

Mas de una vez

1. 1. Wear pro-atheist clothing in public.

Si, lo que me recuerda que debo renovar

1. 1. Have invited Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses into your house specifically because you wanted to argue with them.

Si, y fué divertido 😀

1. 1. Have been physically threatened (or beaten up) because you didn’t believe in God.
   2. Receive Google Alerts on “atheism” (or variants).

Im a geek 😛

1. 1. Received fewer Christmas presents than expected because people assumed you didn’t celebrate it.
   2. Visited The Creation Museum or saw Ben Stein’s Expelled just so you could keep tabs on the “enemy”
   3. Refuse to tell anyone what your “sign”  because it doesn’t matter at all.

Si y me mando un discurso de porque los horóscopos son una farsa 😛

1. 1. Are on a mailing list for a Christian organization just so you can see what they’re up to?

Estuve, pero no duré mucho

1. 1. Have kept your eyes open while you watched others around you pray.

Si, especialmente cuando era niño y no querí­a rezar, abrí­a los ojos y miraba a los demás

1. Avoid even Unitarian churches because they’re too close to religion for you.

Eso hace un total de 30 de 50, no seré hardcore, pero tampoco esta mal